Someone Else's PoetryFunny, That all I seem to see, Is a reflection, another me. Exposed in full to a vast and private world A fortress of individualism, impossible to replicate All that I really notice and can claim to understand Is the coldness of the snowflake which you hold in your hand And the signposts pointing back in the direction from which I came. (Your hell can never be my hell) I weep for the silence between us. We will never feel the sameSomeone Else's Poetry
Why Boredom is DangerousWHY BOREDOM IS DANGEROUSWhy Boredom is Dangerous
The following is a list of things to do when you are bored. I do not give permission nor can I be held responsible if you so choose, to do anything on this list,
Thank you,
Your superior.
1. Wax the ceiling 2. Buy cheese 3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet 4. Repeat above until failure 5. Load Snood onto a friend’s computer 6. Sharpen your teeth 7. Do the magician “saw a box trick” with your sister 8. Wash behind your ears 9. Clean and polish your belly button 10.
Every Fanfic Ever WrittenTHE EXPLANATORY FIC (CHARACTERS do something interesting. CAMERA fades to black in the middle of it.) CAMERA: Well, I'm done here. AUTHOR: Like hell you are.Every Fanfic Ever Written
THE BACKSTORY FIC CHARACTER: Alas, I do not have much of a backstory. AUTHOR: Now you do! CHARACTER: ... hooray?
THE BACKSTORY FIC, PART 2 EXTREMELY MINOR CHARACTER: I have no backstory, no personality, and perhaps three lines of dialogue. AUTHOR: Well, we can't have that.
THE MARY SUE CHARACTER: I'm OOC. MARY SUE: I'm stereotypical. (Awkward moment.) CHARACTER: I love you. &nbs
Because porn stars aren't fatSo I walk in, sit down on that leather, rotten-plastic smelling chair, and I scrutinize this doctor. She’s a wheat blond, the plain face of an intelligent woman, and she looks like the sort of lady that flosses every morning. A floppy body, she looks like she’s getting a little chubby, her stomach slightly bulges from her ruffled light green blouse. Menopause will hit her hard. It's not that noticeable, but when you have a body obsession you tend to notice these things. She looks at me, and smiles all wide like she’s so glad to have me here to bitch.Because porn stars aren't fat
“How are you Marieanne” “Fine” “Would you care for some peppermints?” She
^_^Monday night^_^
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"And when I say good night
The pictures in my head
Will dance around my room
And frolic in my bed
And when I say good day
They hide behind my eyes
Waiting for the dreaming
To bring them back alive"
A gift from little boy Vince and his skeleton pet
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TriptychR: A bastion of artisticular fortitutde.
All mine.
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Because I have nothing better to do
Than dream up ways to hurt you
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